Fan's Got Nothing To Say

So Fan will be making jokes of the hour/day/week/month/year depending on how busy he is.

I bet people like my jokes better then a bunch of gibberish(coughcough sunni) anyways!


The Cheese Wheel...
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold .. But the husband can find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese.

When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet!!Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home.

Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos."But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires."No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message...as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling......."THAT'S NACH-YO CHEESE"

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, He suffered from bad breath.This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) .. A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis


Ok i think im already out of PG jokes. Well...read the rest of the jokes i might or might not be posting at your own risk.

Btw... who died and made kimby the "blog master" lol :P

PS... JESSICA WHAT THE HECK IS ENIS ><>< OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG